She's standin' on the stage
No cheering from the crowds
They wish she wasn't here right now
There's nothin' but the pain
of Avril's sucky voice
I wish I'd never heard that sound

Doesn't anyone try to kill her?
That "punk princess" is just a clone!
If she had a brain
She'd figure out it's plain -
Stab her in the head cause she has no clue
She's not a punk rocker she's just a fool
She picks up her guitar
Does not know how to play
Pretends to do it anyway
She strangles on her tie
Chokes herself to death
And utters only one last breath:
"Doesn't anyone try to save me?"
She's dying, but we say "NO!!!"
It's a joyous night!
Avril's gone, all right!
Won't you
Pump her full of lead put her somewhere new
That poser's totally lost a screw!