Uh huh
I?m just like this
Uh huh
Uh huh
Like totally just like this
Just like this
Uh huh
Uh huh
And that?s just the way it is
Chill out
What ya hatin? for
Shut up
I?m SO not a whore
And if you could only let urself see
The real me
I like to think that I am punk
But you always say ?what the fuck?
But I think that I?m the only one
Who?s havin? fun

But I become
Somebody else
Round everyone else
Putting on an act, nunna this shit is fact
I?m trying to be cool
But u say I look like a fool to youuuuuuu

Tell me why the hell do I make things so complicated
Acting like I?m a punk or something else
But I?m not so I?m so frustrated
My life sucks like this
So I bawl and I call myself punk
And I take people?s styles and I turn them into
My ?own look? then I honestly
Promise myself that I?m not really fakin?
No no no

Into TRL I flounced
Dressed up like I was something else
When pop was dumb and now you can see
Pop?s so cool, cos it includes MEEE
You laugh your ass off when I strike my pose
Call my kickass punk fashion ?preppy clothes?
Oh I know I?m not fooling anyone when I become

Somebody else
Round everyone else
Putting on an act, nunna this shit is fact
I?m trying to be cool
But I look like a fool to youuuuuuu

Tell me why the hell do I make things so complicated
Acting like I?m a punk or something else
But I?m not so I?m so frustrated
My life sucks like this
So I bawl and I call myself punk
And I take people?s styles and I turn them into
My ?own look? and then I honestly
Promise myself that I?m not really fakin?
No no no
x about a million

Chill out
What ya hatin? for
Shut up
I?m SO not a whore
And if you could only let urself see
The real me

I?m somebody else
Round everyone else
Its all such an act
I?m really a pop princess but I think im so badass
I try to be so cool but I look like a tool
to youuuuuuuuuuuuu

Tell me why the hell do I make things so complicated
Acting like I?m a punk or something else
But I?m not so I?m so frustrated
My life sucks like this
So I bawl and I call myself punk
And I take people?s styles and I turn them into
My ?own look? with my makeup caked on
and then I honestly
Promise myself that I?m not really fakin?
No no no
lo lo lo

why the hell do you make me feel unappreciated
I?m actually genuine and you fuckers are the fakers
You suck like this
So you call the radio and you bawl over it all and you dump on my style and label me as a poseur and onea those diva hoz and such a goddamn faker
but no no no

[Avril looks out at the now empty stadium]
Avril: Wait, where are all my fans? [sobs]
Avril: OH NO people actually hate me? [WOW thaaaaaaaats a new one]
[ties mike cord tightly around her neck [(THERE IS A GOD! THANK YOU for disposing of this pop princess)]]
Avril: [Slowly choking] I?M STILL A BADASS PUNK! Goodbye you fuckers, ILL BE BACK!