"Christina Agu...who? I thought that whore died!"

" I could be Britney, I could be BETTER than Britney. And if I were selling my body, I would wear that stuff but I'm selling my music."
umm.... okay then... portrayin urself as a punk-rocker is just as bad...

""Check out the lead singer! He's adorable! The funny thing is, we kind of look alike." - on her favorite band, Hanson"
.... HUH???? hansen... fave band... sure... i can accept that... my theory... avril is the 3 hansen brothers joined... they did disappear from the industry... hmmm....

"People like Shakira shouldn't have record contracts. She can't even speak English."
well... just to state the obvious, yes... she can.

"Why the hell does Justin Timberlake keep hitting on me? What the fuck is that?"
.... uhuh... keep livin in ur little "happy, everyone luves me" world.

"I mean, the way she dresses would you walk around the street in a f*ckin' bra? I'm not trying to dis anyone, but with me, the clothes I wear onstage are the clothes I would wear to school or go shopping. I'm not gonna go up onstage and dress different. Britney Spears goes up onstage and dresses like a showgirl. She's not being herself up there because she's dancing like a ho. Is she ho? She says she's a virgin. Y'know, it's just not clicking. She's doing one thing and saying another thing, y'know? It's definitely not what I'm going to do."
hehehe... i think she's jealous...

"People like comparing me to Alanis. Sorry, I take baths."
umm.... very... er... witty avril...

"Michael Jackson freaks me out. What's with that fake nose?"
i agree... *shudders* but hey! 20 years down the line... avril will have some plastic of her own...

"Michelle Branch better watch her back."
right.. ur gonna hunt her down and kill her... sure...

"I would love to work with Johnny Reznik from the Goo Goo Dolls, blink-182, and System of a Down -- that would rock!"
but they ignored her... so she had to just do a cover of chop suey, and insult them further.